WELP! WAP SINGER CARDI B FILES FOR DIVORCE

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*cue Cardi B’s WAP*

There’s divorce in this house?

Some divorce in this house!

*******

Cardi don’t cook,

She don’t clean.

Girl dropped a banger and lost that ring?

Its official.

Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar is officially loose and off her shackles

And no,

Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar isn’t some weird Harry Potter spell

It’s Cardi’s real name.

and with Offset’s name being Kiari Kendrell Cephus.

I’d hate to be the priest at this wedding.

“Do you… Belcalis Marle.. accept Kiari…

Before you know it,

You just summoned Voldemort to the wedding because yeah…

You slept through Latin class and well… the obvious happened.

So yeup…

…Cardi B actually filed for divorce from her husband Offset earlier yesterday.

The rapper filed court documents in Georgia indicating she’s seeking a dissolution of marriage.

Cardi went for her ex’s jugular in her statement that states that she “there are no prospects for a reconciliation.”

She also filed for primary custody of their child, Kulture and child support.

Only thing she might not have gone in on is spousal support….

Well..

At least not yet.

But hey,

Offset isn’t completely off the hook.

He cheated on Cardi back in 2018.

That should’ve been the end of it

Right?

Wrong?

That’s right hoomans

Offset interrupted Cardi’s performance at her Rolling Loud set and asked for forgiveness…

I mean… I’d do the same.

Just get me 26 million dollars…

A rich ass wife…

Who is a rapper for obvious reasons.

I actually feel Cardi on this.

Girl, if you decide it’s time to go its time to go…

Guess that song probably made her realize that his cheating ass needed to be kicked to the curb.

So,

With this whole spectacle not happening publicly.

We can assume it happened Offset right?

Aaaaaaand…

Bai.

I garra go,

Here’s my Instagram for no apparent reason.

You can also go social and check out this article.

Trust me… you may/may not like it…

But meh…. si life ni moja?

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Onesmus

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Anonymous

Mwenye ameandika hii… I had to read everything!
Bai…!

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