Where did you think you were going Natalie Tewa?
Like just own up sweetie…
Kenya ain’t done with you sis
We were just wondering who the handbag belonged to.
And it wasn’t Betty Kyallo’s for sure.
We have video evidence
Lakini si hata ungepost hata picha bado tuamini uko Kenya.
Ama take a lesson from Ferrous Sidika and repost old pics.
You know how sloppy you have to be for KOT to actually spot you
Wacha nicheke tu.
Hii kiherehere ya simu itamaliza career za watu huku nje.
Y’all too funny I swear.
Aaaaaand to any other aspiring instamodel on taxpayer payrolls,
Si mjiheshimu nani…
Natalie Tewa almost has us there though…
Mi this madam had me convinced from the get go.
So I’m out here scrolling on the TL and I see the story pale on Edgar’s higlights
And I quickly assumed it was Betty because meh,
We all know Betty and Hassan had a stint toka enzi za kale.
The trail was probably cold before it even started.
But Kenyans really deliver in ways you could never expect.
People working VAR on steroids out here.
Some “turntableism” if you may.
Ebu lemme just get to the point and stop playing with y’all
But first of all we need to prove the handbag was actually Natalie’s
The origin of Natalie Tewa handbag
So when the flight landed,
Hassan Joho went to twitter and posted this:
But Tea Pickers were not having it.
The handbag has already been linked to Natalie Tewa in Part One of this story.
But I’ll just include a quick comparison for my little rebels who are not into all that reading stuff.
Also, ni mimi pekee nimenotice hii mfuko ilitumika Dubai in the video?
Sa girls usually buy an handbag and say “Hii ni ya kwenda dunda”
Because Natalie definitely has a “Kibetty ya Dubai”
Here’s the video.
Check the location.
I personally have a big forehead,
But I know one thing for sure,
I don’t see mine getting me busted by tea pickers
But I gotta give it to you:
Kenyans were swift on this one:
Ebu peep this DM from Edgar Obare.
And then people started stretching theories…
Some really convincing video made it’s way to the internets
It was more or less a in-plane tour of the private jet Joho had hired
It was boring I know right?
Kwanza the music is annoying AF
But watch it till the end
A reflection of the person(not forehead this time) giving the tour could be seen on the bathroom mirror .
Wakenya ni nani though?
For about an hour or two people had their own theories as to how the recorder could be Natalie Tewa,
Here’s just some of them:
But looking at the date the video was posted which was Feb 13th
It’s was obvious that it was a blow to our Tea Pickers.
A huge hole in probably the biggest lead so far.
And the silence landed…
Alafu the comeback
This one just came out of nowhere
Blew the damn case wide open!
I have to hand it to this one
George Kinoti has nothing on this Tea Picker.
Cue the damn video!
You don’t notice it yet right?
Look at this and play it again.
Si hii ni gone case ama?
You absolutely killed it on this one Kenyans,
And I loved every moment of it.
Naona ata Edgar amefuatiliza story kule Instagram…
Part 3 perhaps?
Ama wacha niongezee tu.
And because good news always comes in twos,
Probably the last nail on the coffin that is this case.
The visa landed…
A quick visa equiry lines up the dates perfectly.
And that’s how the cookie crumbles.
What more proof do you need?
My name is Baba Mboga by the way.